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The man we now know as Foilman has not always been.
Previously he was a docile guy named Chris. Chris Schubaumer was your everyday type of guy; a guy who went to work, sat in his cubicle for hours daily, and went home to his nightly regimen of watching wrestling and the TNN Channel, and drinking his fair share of beer, and smoking his fair share of grass. This was his bland existence and he a worthless human being. This way of life eventually began to eat away at the psyche of Chris, slowly at first, eventually driving him into a state of deep depression. It was while in one of his despondent trances at work that Chris realized that he needed more of what the average man wanted. He needed to become someone more, someone known for their ability to party longer, drink more, and lay the most chicks ever. The man known as Chris Schubaumer left is work on a rainy Tuesday at 1:47 p.m. never to be seen again.
Foilman was born!